We set out to do one thing right: make the best Ranch Water you can crack open.
Not a trend. Not a hard seltzer in a cowboy hat. Just a clean, ready-to-drink tequila cocktail that respects where it came from and raises the bar on what it can be.
Here’s what makes ours different.
1. It Starts With Real Tequila. Not Malt, Not Mystery
We don’t fake flavor. We start with the real deal: 100% blue agave blanco tequila.
This is a true blanco tequila cocktail, made from the same spirit you’d sip neat, crisp, smooth, and totally unaged. The canned ones? Banned. We never use them because we don’t believe in compromise.
You can taste the difference in the first sip. And the second. And the third.
2. The Lime? It Tastes Like Lime
Our citrus doesn’t come out of a lab. The natural lime juice we use brings sharpness without syrup, brightness without sugar, and zero weird aftertaste.
If you’ve ever had a Ranch Water that made your mouth feel coated, you already know what we’re avoiding. The Standard Ranch Water stays clean and crisp: nothing artificial, just real flavor built for refreshment.
3. Carbonation That Doesn’t Crowd the Glass
A lot of cans go hard on the fizz. We keep it balanced.
Our bubbles are there to lift the drink, not overpower it. Think West Texas Ranch Water fresh from the cooler: light, dry, and almost too easy to finish.
4. Every Can, Perfectly Balanced
You could mix your own Ranch Water. You could eyeball the tequila. Squeeze the lime. Try to match the flavor every time.
Or you could trust us.
We’ve spent more time than we’d like to admit perfecting the ratio. The result? A premium Ranch Water that delivers a balanced finish, can after can.
Just pop, pour, and enjoy.
5. Sugarfree Sip
We left the sugar out, not because it’s trendy, but because it doesn’t belong in Ranch Water. No syrup. No juice blends. No added sweeteners to “balance it out.”
This drink was born in the desert. It wasn’t made to taste like candy.
6. Designed for Real Life
The Standard Ranch Water isn’t meant for velvet ropes and cocktail napkins. It’s meant for tailgates, camp chairs, riverbanks, porches, and fire pits. It’s for sweat-drenched afternoons and late-night laughs.
We built this can for people who work hard, play harder, and know a good thing when they taste it.
7. The Real Story. The Right Way.
A lot of brands try to slap a cowboy hat on a can and call it Ranch Water. We didn’t chase the trend. We followed the origin.
Ranch Water comes from West Texas, and that’s the energy we bring into every batch. It’s not about hype, it’s about holding true to something that never needed fixing.
Raise the Standard
So, what makes The Standard Ranch Water different?
Everything.
From the tequila to the lime to the way it lands after a long day. We didn’t reinvent Ranch Water. We just respected it enough to do it right.
If you want sweet, keep looking. If you want real, this is it.
Raise the Standard. Keep it cold. Keep it simple. Get some today.